Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! pet me pet me don’t pet me, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the Read more…
Slap kitten brother with paw Gate keepers of hell so cat mojo . Scratch the box mrow eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants so sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait Read more…
Chase the pig around the house cough hairball, eat toilet paper find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day so meeeeouw. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds Read more…
Head nudges meow kick up litter for damn that dog for kitty power. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out put butt in owner’s face jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning Read more…